We need a bar!!!

[billyjoejimbob]

Yes, we need a bar, fully stocked, good looking well endowed (brunnette) bartender that is fast with the drinks, easy on the eyes, and can light up the room when she smiles (and she smiles a LOT)

Can you get on that right away RBW?

[beemer]

Sounds like it could be fun. ;D

[RBW]

LOL!!!



I laughed when I saw the thread title and Im still chuckling.



Ill need some input, but hows this for starters:


It could be a passworded place where we could do as we please and not shock the more genteel among us.

We could do the rich dark wood paneling and Baroque/victorian trim and maybe some burgandy leather uhpolstery, nice comfy sitters and lounges that you could sleep in if it came down to it. The kind with the deep buttons that catch the mixed nuts and pretzels when you miss your mouth.


The lighting would have to be subtle yet bright enough to throw darts............Incase anyone got out of line. ;D Im seeing green shaded bankers lamps here and there and the soft glow of electronic Pinball and lighted pinups on the walls.


And a nice tight, yet well paded beige Berber carpet to absorb the impact of inebrieated foreheads. Or maybe a dark wood to hide blood stains, let the foreheads be damned!



Ill think on this, its certainly possable, but I would like input from others. I like the this theme, but this is a place for the people, Not a "MY' place where you take it or leave it like some sites.



So lets have some sugestions people, I give you untill the weekend to put forth idears.


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[billyjoejimbob]

Well, I want it dark, but not too dark, I wanna see the pokies if the 'tender doesn't mind! An I wanna know ahead of time if I'm gonna have to chew my arm off in the morning because the chick at the end of the bar is smiling at me and I can't not just "DO IT!"
I kinda had 80's in my mind, pastels and neon, but I'l give a bit, how about "Twin peaks" style? Remeber the TV show? Blood red walls, crushed velvet boothsand orangish brown shag?
The kinda place you can go with yo're buddies and have fun/blow off some steam, but still take the wife for a decent dinner and drink.
You can speak freely but not every other word is "F#$%", it's an intelligent conversation, using the words you would normally use!
Yeah, liking it more!

[chainsawwhisperer]

For the bar, I'm thinking a humidor full of great cigars, and a smoke eater.

"Twin peaks" I own the pilot episode on vhs. A fact that I'm not proud of. Jim

[billyjoejimbob]

It's not a proud or shamefull thing, it's just a theme!

[RBW]

How about a name?


I came up with these:


The Homelite Hangout.


DA BAR.


The Wrecking Room.


The Wreck Room.


The Wrecking Crew.


Off Limits Tavern.


The Brew Crew Saloon.



These are off the top of my head, Im open to suggestions.


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[billyjoejimbob]

I like "The wrecking room" myself, but not seeing much intrest from anybody else!!

[RBW]

If we build it, they will come.




Ill start setting things up as soon as my headache goes away. I was gonna last night, but a new prospect cropped up and I had to work on that.



Gotta keep the ball rolling.


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[billyjoejimbob]

I think my drunk is going to interfere with much tonight!!! Sorry, I'll be of little help!!!

[RBW]

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[chainsawwhisperer]

wtf?

[billyjoejimbob]

Yeah, WHAT THE f**k??

[RBW]

Looks like BJJR is having technical diffulculties.



What the hell did you do?


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[billyjoejimbob]

I sent a PM to CSW???

[beemer]

RBW better get a semi to haul all the booze. ;D ;D

[chainsawwhisperer]

I was secretly sent from AS to dissrupt BJJB's posts.
I'm the 'Man From AS' Ha Ha Ha

[billyjoejimbob]

But you'll never get away with it!!!! Even with the half naked women I can still post like a fool!!! I can't be stopped!!! I am out of control!!

[chainsawwhisperer]

RBW, we have a situation. Initiate the termination sequence on the implanted micro chip in
BJJB's brain.

[billyjoejimbob]

chainsawwhisperer said:

RBW, we have a situation. Initiate the termination sequence on the implanted micro chip in
BJJB's brain.

BAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAA!!!!

Shows what you know!! I have already got my tin foil hat on!